Anonymous: Secret Santa here. Hope your day has been nice. I have a joke for you. How did the Italian chef die? He pasta way.
hi sweetie i’m so so sorry i haven’t answered!!
omg i love puns so much they are my life and soul i bleed puns
yay i’m really happy to get to know you i’ll tag your asks as ‘santa cutie’ ok??
star trek meme:
[1/1] place - unknown planetoid
2013 200 Films Meme
(7/25) New Movies-Star Trek
Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Her ongoing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life-forms and new civilizations; to boldly go where no one has gone before.
no ship can go down without her captain.
Anonymous: uhm wow people are r u d e. your legs are fabulous and perfect and beautiful and people need to st op being rude??????
[whispers] eat the rude eat ‘em
Anonymous: omg your such a cutie pie
[yells some more] thank u cutie uwu
Anonymous: your legs are sexy as frick and i love your shoes and holy stunning you're stunning words are hard when pretty girls (yes I may have stalked your blog) okay that is all
SCREAMS omg thank you you’re so sweet
Anonymous: maybe if you lost weight you'd feel better about yourself and not have a false sense of high esteem cause yeah I agree with the other anon they look like an elephants legs
damn son i am fabulous u can’t tell me nothing
yo so you handled that anon flawlessly but i just wanted to let you know that theyre an asshole and youre fab